Trips Made to Frantically Trim Beard So Gas Mask Can Fit: One Mice Discovered Dead In Their Own Feces: Two Chicken Incubators Discovered In…
Stats: Phone Calls Made: 10 Circular Saws Received as Christmas Gifts: 1 Bell Hooks Bent: 8 Chapters Read In ” “: 2 Septic Systems…
Statistics: Rooms Cleaned: .66 Eight Hundred Pound Sofa-Bed Monstrosities Moved: One Tylenol Taken: 2 (One for me, one for John) Contractor Bags Filled: Eight…
[Clearly it’s the holidays, and I’m not enough of a masochist to have worked this past week and not enough of a sadist to…
Much to our surprise, we purchased a house about a month ago. In case you haven’t heard the story yet, let me unpack that…