I had the second best meal of my life yesterday. It was the highly unexpected end to an arduous quest…
Statistics: Days on Injured Reserve: About Fifty Carpenter Ants Discovered: One Teeming Horde Carpenter Ants Murdered with Sociopathic Glee: One…
Successfully Burned: Multitudes of Waste Contractor Trash Bags Purchased (And Used): 250 Contractor Trash Bags Needed (In Total) To Complete…
Once upon a time, there was a young monk renowned for his holiness who was living in the wilderness. It…
Recordkeeping: Largely Unkept Frantic Days Spent Cleaning To Impress House Assessor: 5 Complete Assessor’s Reports Given: 0 Number of Criteria…
I think it’s safe to say that my last post generated a lot of feedback. While most of the comments…
Regardless who wins this election, there is one thing I’m sure of: The American Church is done.[1] In a very…
Dumpsters Filled: Two Trash: Endless Plaster: Also Endless Wiring Run: Infinite Plague Furniture Removed: Three Parlor Organs Dismembered: One Hours…
Statistics Holes Dug: One Dumpsters Delivered: One Items In Said Dumpster: One Concern About Dumpster Deadline: Rising Items Lost on…