Statistics: Garbage Bags: 15 Garages Cleaned: One Boxes of Almost Definitely Toxic Chemicals Packed: Four Random Car Parts Discovered: Dozens…
O God, The rock on which we stand In the midst of troubled waters. We confess that our power…
I’ve now processed the brilliant set of suggestions that you e-mailed, commented, called, buttonholed, and messaged me with and…
Stats: Trucks Acquired: One Age of Truck (Years): Forty Color: Black/Rust (literally, rust) Engine: Functional Transmission: Crankily Automatic Tires: Bald…
Trips Made to Frantically Trim Beard So Gas Mask Can Fit: One Mice Discovered Dead In Their Own Feces: Two…
Stats: Phone Calls Made: 10 Circular Saws Received as Christmas Gifts: 1 Bell Hooks Bent: 8 Chapters Read In “…
Statistics: Rooms Cleaned: .66 Eight Hundred Pound Sofa-Bed Monstrosities Moved: One Tylenol Taken: 2 (One for me, one for John)…
[I originally wrote this as a featured article for the BTS Center’s December issue of Bearings, their online magazine. Many…
[Clearly it’s the holidays, and I’m not enough of a masochist to have worked this past week and not enough…